fairy tales: I don’t know them

Me: It’s like Chicken Fucking Little over here. I’m planting my seeds and sifting my flour and no one’s around til I’m done baking my bread.
My mom: Um, it’s the Little Red Hen, dear.
Me: Oh. Well. Whatever.
My mom: (laughter) Chicken Little was the one who said the sky is falling.
Me: Oh the Little Red Hen had a pessimistic kid and everyone was surprised??

This will be a comic when I’m done with the diaries I’m sure. Four more, so keep your pants on! I know I am!

Comments (2) to “fairy tales: I don’t know them”

  1. this sounds like a good one. please put me on the pre-order list.

  2. Love it.

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