For those of you who might be interested in keeping abreast of the more personal topics I sometimes cover on this blog, I suggest you check out this new ridiculous thing I am doing, wherein I don’t eat any goddamn food for a month. I’ve undertaken a 30-day juice fast “cleanse” to coincide with the natural hibernation, pre-spring fat burn that I guess is about as “natural” as using a terrifying device to strip all the stomach-filling fiber from delicious, delicious produce. Recipes, photos, and generally TMI. Seriously, you guys, I am learning so much about colons.