nyc food geek-out #1

I’m in New York (right now, specifically, Go!wanus) for the MoCCA indie comics fest this weekend, which I’ll be covering for these guys, natch.

But enough about art — it’s breakfast time and I just spent the last week putting together a list of all the New York foods I needed a taste of before I return back westward. So stop reading now if you care more about art than you do about soy.

I knew some of these already, but I didn’t realize what a lot of my favorite foods in New York were until I couldn’t eat them anymore (I never would’ve guessed that dosas would dominate over Veg Palate crispy nuggets):

  • Mac & cheeze from Little Lad’s Basket
  • A dosa from the Dosa Man
  • A vege patty and coco bread from Christie’s
  • Jerk chicken and plantains from Stir It Up
  • A poppy bagel with tofu veg cream cheese from anywhere (why do all the bagels in San Francisco taste like donuts?)
  • Cheap falafel from anywhere (why does all the falafel in San Francisco taste like particle board?)

I think I’ll start with that bagel. I’d also like to track down some kosher candy lentils…

rick morrison, 49, humanitarian

Last summer I lived in the Lost Boys (and Girls) camp of 206 Classon Avenue, across the street from the well-appointed complex for retired Catholic nuns, and down the block from the Hasidic housing “bldg” and the Pratt art school. I wrote on the history of 206 for the Syncopated 3 anthology, from dairy pasteurization compound to illegal loft (to luxury condos?). While I still think that piece did the place justice, I don’t think it captured some of the subtleties of the 206 petri dish. Subtleties like Rick.

Rick was an ex-ad photographer and current dolly grip for film and television, and a former resident of a small Midwestern town, Venice Beach, Canada, various rehabilitation facilities and the L train. He had an impressive collection of stories that involved a colorful cast of characters including, but not limited to, Ron Jeremy, David Bowie, Katey Sagal of Married with Children; and though nearly 50, he showed no sign of slowing down. I haven’t spoken with Rick in nearly eight months, but here I recount Rick’s Greatest Hits: some of my favorite things he ever said to me and various other roommates. Rated M for Mature.

On Jocelyn’s family complaints: Why don’t you just kill everybody in your family and live like me?

On John acting douchey: I’ll jump on you like a fuckin’ lizard. I’ll never get off your face. [Pause] It’ll be like you stepped on a landmine.

On Stephanie joking that 206 uses resources like a community center: We are a fucking community center.

On me, to Chris: Don’t you wanna just bash her in the head?

On himself, wearing my sunglasses: I remind myself of Jackie O. Don’t I look like Jackie O?

On himself, forever young: The Picture of Rick Morrison. How about me? 48 and I have a zit! Do you have a zit?!

On himself, waiting to get old: I can’t wait to get Alzheimer’s. I can say crazy shit and people will just feel sorry for me.

overheard in park slope

When I first started volunteering at 826 New York City last November, I was warned, as “a journalist,” that I was not to use my role as a tutor to facilitate my “career” as a “writer;” i.e. no interviewing, no poking around, no pursuing of stories behind the secret book-case-come-door panel that leads to the back room at the Superhero Supply Company on 5th Avenue in Brooklyn. Considering I was using the opportunity more to clarify if I really did hate kids or not (not, mostly, it turns out) the warning struck me as particularly laughable. But then I found myself writing down all the cute stuff they said…

In April I (temporarily) ended my once-a-week stint disciplining the children at 826–and a few weeks later, I started getting nostalgic for their youth. I realized that my favorite part about the kids was that they weren’t as boring as most of the people I interacted with each day. Examples:

-Do you live with your dad?
-Nope. I live with my friend.
-… How
old are you?

-Yeah, like real vegetarians. I have friends who don’t even wear leather…
-Oh my
god!

-Fish sleep with their eyes open.
-So do some people.
-Yeah, the ones in jail.

-If my calculations are correct, love is a feeling.

Next time: a collection of quotes from my former grizzled, formerly-homeless-alcoholic 48 year old housemate. I’m all about fair and balanced.

neglect, sadness, despair and cupcakes

not trans-fat free at allSorry, folks, I’ve just been distracted by other pursuits. But I’ll be back very shortly with tales of transcontinental air transit, kitchen-related injuries by way of indulgent desserts, New York art shows, sketchbook follies and general hard-knock stories about being a Crown Heights, Brooklyn freelancing shut-in. See, so much to come! For now, though, I’ll leave you with these gooey tiramisu cupcakes from VCTOW.

206 classon avenue, beginning to end

In a way, this story is the story of thousands of buildings in New York: a relatively boring commercial space that functions effectively for decades – until this becomes a city of eight million, and they all need somewhere to live.

It was an unassuming ad on craigslist, short and sweet: huge room in 8,000 square foot loft in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn, $900, all utilities included, available June 1st.
In many ways, it was a fairy tale space: 8,000 square feet for $3,750 is unheard of for nearly any real estate in Brooklyn, let alone in “up and coming” Clinton Hill. The rooftop has magnificent, unobstructed views of the Manhattan skyline. When I saw the room I was infatuated. Brick walls, wood floors, 20 foot ceilings, 300 square feet and a basketball hoop. The enormous potential sent me reeling. The lease was ending in April, which only made it more appealing – I could be one of the very last people to experience this absurdity before gentrification came on full-force. Sure, it wasn’t perfect. There was only one bathroom for eight people, and there wasn’t really “heat” per say, and there was the whole only-one-tiny-window-near-the-ceiling thing. But I’d never seen anything like this place before, and I’m a sucker for new adventures. Plus I was getting desperate.
It was my first experience with the last-minute rental market in New York City, and I was terrified that I wouldn’t find somewhere to live before the lease on my student housing ended. I’d just finished graduate school and my friends had all moved back home. I wanted some built-in social interaction with roommates, some form of communal living, and I wanted to have fun.
So when the lease-holder Stephanie and her boyfriend John proposed to me there at the kitchen table over grainy iced coffee I said yes, yes; whom do I make the check out to?

I wasn’t totally blinded by love. I knew that I was jumping headlong into a very murky situation. But behind my thick veneer of bitterness, I’m an idealist at heart; whatever problems might arise, I assured myself, I could solve them.
But none of this really ended up like I first expected.

When I told the editor of this magazine about where I lived, he first suggested I rent a studio in Queens instead; he then suggested I write about 206 Classon Avenue, from the beginning to the looming end.

The more time I invested in finding out about the building’s history the more ambivalent I became about 206 Classon Avenue and Top Floor Productions, where I live with seven 30/40-somethings, four cats, four rats and two guinea pigs. While I fell deeper in love with the idea of the place, the initial romance of its actuality wore off quickly.

Yet aren’t many places like this left in New York, and there will be even fewer next year, and the year after and the year after that. This is the story of a New York that’s quickly disappearing; it’s the story of a city that existed 15 and 20 years ago, of commercial lofts gutted and renovated and rents quadrupled, of gentrification pushing hard and fast and people like these being priced out of the neighborhoods they made safe for the Ivy League grads who’re taking over their leases.
In many ways this story is the story of why this New York isn’t the New York of 15 and 20 years ago, why this New York reflects the death of backwards slacker idealism and resourcefulness and a new generation of hyper-individualism, super-selfishness and tremendous waste.

***

Most Brooklynites (though not real estate agents) agree that Clinton Hill is bounded by Vanderbilt Avenue and Fort Greene on the west, Classon Avenue and Bedford-Stuyvesant on the east, the Navy Yard to the north and Fulton or Atlantic Avenue and Prospect Heights to the south. It’s only about four square miles big.
In the early 1900s, the 200 block on Classon Avenue was lined with well-to-do apartment buildings and private houses. But in the late teens, the area started to fray at the edges. While western Clinton Hill remained residential, the eastern section became increasingly industrial. The homes on Classon Avenue were razed. In 1912 Martin Renken of the M.H. Renken dairy company bought the whole block, and in 1923, constructed a bank of industrial loft buildings along Classon that became 202, 204, 206 and 208 respectively. The buildings haven’t been fundamentally changed since they were first designed and built by Brooklyn architecture firm Koch and Wagner, all yellow brick and wood shutters and windows that don’t open. While the upper floors were used for pasteurization and bottling, the ground floor of 206 was used as a stable for horse-drawn carriages; a few years later, the stable was converted into a loading dock. The Classon buildings were one section of a three-part complex that also included 131-137 Emerson Place, built in 1924, and the main office at 574 Myrtle Avenue, built in 1918.

Clinton Hill at this time was a booming center for industry; along with the dairy company’s block-large investment, the Brooklyn Navy Yard increased employment from 6,000 to 18,000 between 1914 and 1918. During World War II there were more than 71,000 employed workers at the Yard. But following the war, Clinton Hill suffered a grave recession coinciding with “white flight” from the city to the suburbs. More and more businesses abandoned the floundering neighborhood. In 1962, the Renken company pulled out of Brooklyn and moved to Middlebury, Connecticut. They rented the bottom two floors of 206 Classon to a machine shop , and the third floor to now-defunct furrier, A.M Grekulinski. The downward spiral continued: in 1966, the Navy yard was closed; in 1969, the Myrtle El was closed and demolished, leaving the area newly isolated from mass transit. Crime rates climbed rapidly.

In 1974, real estate developers Pat J. Cara and Henry Santillo bought the block’s buildings from the Renken company for an undisclosed amount. Clinton Hill and Bed-Stuy continued to slowly improve over the next two decades and the tenants at 206 remained relatively stable between the third floor furrier and the downstairs metal shop and stamping factory. Crime rates in the area spiked in the late 80s and early 90s. The furrier went under, and in 1995, Top Floor Productions moved in.
John and four other recent NYU graduates wanted a cheap, raw space where they could have free reign to do anything they wanted. They were the neighborhood’s early adopters, pre-gentrifying artists and filmmakers – not quite squatting but not living in a legitimate residential space, either. They built proper bedrooms with doors, installed a kitchen with electric stove and plumbing for a shower and half-assedly rewired the loft by running extension cords in loopy messes throughout the space. The old fur lockers became coat closets. They got two kittens and settled in. They named the loft Top Floor Productions, though they never actually produced anything together.

As the neighborhood rapidly improved over the next decade, Top Floor went from five residents to nine as Cara consistently increased the rent. The basketball court became a bedroom, as did part of the art studio/band practice space, with just a plastic tarp to separate it. Things that seemed fixable were added to a neglected to-do list years long. They never installed a call button for the freight elevator – you still have to go to the roof and carefully hotwire the exposed controls to make it move. The piles of dusty, unused objects left by former tenants just kept growing.
In 1999, the second floor was turned into “the Milk Factory,” a complex of affordable artist studios. Two years later, Cara bought Santillo’s half of the Classon, Emerson and Myrtle complexes for $450,000.

Crime in the area is down significantly in the last few years, but it’s still not particularly safe. In June, someone stole John’s car, took it on a joyride and totaled it. In March, the two Chinese women who ran an Asian market on the ground floor were found stabbed to death in the building; their killers were never found. And the other day, on their way home from dinner on Myrtle Avenue, John and Stephanie walked by a large, fresh pool of blood.

Like most things in life, it breaks down into costs and benefits. For me, the space and the nonchalant lifestyle was incredibly appealing at first. A graduate school student, I lived with a 27-year-old devout Catholic Republican on a husband search. Top Floor Productions, I thought, was exactly what I needed to recuperate.
Since 1995, thirty-five different people have lived at Top Floor, many of them staying only a couple months and leaving when they realized, like I finally did, that nothing could be changed or improved because no one was interested in change or improvement. No one wants to grow up. When I invited one of my friends over to witness the scene for himself, he was slightly horrified. “It’s like Never-Never Land,” he said, laughing nervously. They’d rather paint the floor red than mop it, eat off paper towels than do the dishes and amass mountains of dusty, useless junk than give or throw anything away.

Cara has made it abundantly clear that when the lease ends in April, it will not be renewed. They won’t discuss their plans for the building, but their renovation next door at 574 Myrtle leaves little to the imagination: the once-main office of the M.H. Renken dairy company is now luxury loft apartments, two bedrooms renting for almost  $2,000.

Under other circumstances, this would make me sad. I very much want for this New York to still exist, and I want to like John and Stephanie and the other people at Top Floor because I like their cause. But I don’t believe in it anymore. It’s not the loft laws or the real estate market or even gentrification – it’s the people. This is a compromised dream, massive potential wasted. It’s a sad delusion that from the outside is a revealing, detailed portrait of the post-college pre-adulthood “twixter” stage lasting longer than ever; from the inside, it’s stagnant and depressing.
When most people think of loft living like this, they think of artists using home as studio space, like Top Floor was in the beginning; now it’s become a conglomeration of mostly 9-5ers who work at direct mail companies to pay for their liquor and cigarettes. The eccentricities of this countercultural gritty lifestyle are somehow set off when there’s art involved, but there’s no more art here – it’s all grit.

The roommates know nothing about the neighborhood and aren’t interested in learning. They’re the kind of people who want to be cool, creative and revolutionary in their lifestyle; they want the cache of living communally in a commercial loft and the marginally cheaper rent. It’s like Lord of the Flies in the city, children playing adults; as time wears on and Top Floor nears the end, the social order breaks down, the interactions becoming increasingly desperate and brutal. The roommates take their frustrations of being single misfits out on each other, and being the baby of the house and the newest arrival, I’m the easiest target for communal angst: everyone wants to act like my parent. I became increasingly aware of the power dynamic as the summer wore on. My efforts to clean were rebuffed and my ideas for a garden were rejected outright. But they still drank my beer.

By the time you read this article I’ll have moved out of 206 to more desirable living quarters – with windows, say, and heat. And fewer rats.

By the time you read this article I hope I’ll still be sane.

***

My 206 Classon experience reminded me of my living experiences in college. One of my favorite courses was literary and social “Theory,” in which we read Terry Eagleton’s “After Theory.” The book argues for communism, a political and social system I once dreamed of but am no longer sure I believe in. This is a paragraph from the paper I wrote in response to the book.

But what of the capacity of people? Eagleton seems to assume them far better than I believe they prove themselves. While it’s true that abstract principles like “compassion” are usually things people agree are abstractly “good,” this doesn’t mean people actually practice them, or that they have any desire to do so. What about those people who are just assholes? Eagleton might explain away their personality as extreme individualism. These tragedies of capitalism cannot be incorporated into a socialist community.

My professor’s note next to this paragraph says “exactly,” underlined twice.

[For the accompanying illustration, please check out Syncopated V. 3!]

the requisite g-list update. why else would you be reading, really?

So forget that whole thing about me updating more often and what-not: clearly it was all a horrible lie, and for that I cannot be too sorry, for in my non-blogging time, I have obtained a fantastic, legal apartment in Brooklyn, and I’ve run into all sorts of random celebrities and celebrities-to-me. It’s not quite Gawker Stalker, sure, but those guys suck anyway.

Today I saw Adrian Tomine walking on Atlantic Avenue between 3rd and 4th The artist enjoying himself.Avenue. He was carrying a cat in a cream-colored plastic caddy-thing, probably on his way to Hope Vet down the street. Adrian and I had about 15 feet of awkward eye contact, which I’m pretty sure was construed on his end as “Indie-looking girl knows who I am.” Well, you’re damn right, friend.

Incidentally, Adrian will be on a panel at the 92nd Street Y on October 26th at 7 p.m. with Jonathan Bennett, David Heatley, Lauren Weinstein and Ivan Brunetti promoting Ivan’s new book, An Anthology of Graphic Fiction. So attend and be shocked and awed by all the awkward graphic talent - you will not be disappointed.

clinton hill trifecta: a clickable drawring retrospective

click and they shall grow. just a little, though.

one month later

Contrary to popular opinion, I am indeed still alive.

The last month or so I’ve taken a break from the internet more or less and I apologize to any of you that I’ve resultingly blown off. The internet and I have been close for over a decade now, and I felt like I just needed a break from the relationship – it was getting a little intense there for a while.

So it goes.

This past week my friends from college Ari and Adam came to visit and crash at Top Floor while on their two month cross-country road trip. The road trip is ostensibly an exploration of drive in movie theatres across America, their death and resurgence, and their impact on and reflection of the changing culture. As they’ve been progressing through (about halfway through), Ari and Adam have altered their focus somewhat, to include more of themselves and their own experience as well. This is what Ari and I got into a somewhat antagonistic on-film conversation about when the boys were staying (in the visionary, of course).

I should say: I love first person journalism. It acknowledges the greatest human truth: no matter how hard you try, you can’t go beyond yourself; you are in everything you do. There’s a personality invested in the story, instead of surreptitiously (and sometimes dishonestly) hidden behind the material.

But there is, of course, a line between being a part of the story and becoming the story. I’ll call this the Thompson line. Hunter was an excellent documenter, but his Gonzo predilections often won out over his journalistic ones, leading him to purposefully alter the story to make it more exciting.

This is part of what concerns me about Ari and Adam drive in documentary. The other part is the narcissism, which I’ll call the MySpace syndrome (alternatives: Reality television and/or the blogosphere).The drifting, ambivalent neo-nihilist/alarmingly sincere twixter experience is a trendy and marginally interesting one (and you must agree at least a bit, considering you’re reading my blog.) But, you know. There are limits.

Incidentally, my other advice to Ari and Adam was to make their blog entries shorter and less rambling. So, a grain of salt.

So it goes.

overheard strikes again

bedford-stuyvesant, chinese mafia, gentrification?


Man #1: Man, all these stabbings and killings, man.
Man #2: Yeah.
Man #1: But you know, that’s every summer.

–Myrtle & Marcy, Bed-Stuy

i.e. a few blocks down.

This reminded me of the two hits that went down in the ground floor of my building in February. Two Chinese women owned/operated a wholesale grocer for large restaurants and hotels. (I’ve been told the extra rotting food smelled awful, so I’m glad I missed this era, from beginning to bitter end.) They apparently owed money to the Chinese mafia, and were stabbed to death in the late afternoon one day.

So I guess it’s every winter and summer. Go figure.

depending on your perspective, this is an entry almost entirely - or only fleetingly - about food

brooklyn, money, the pros and cons of pot-bellied pigs as household pets

So even though I went to the city yesterday for cake day at Atlas (cancelled! no new cake!) and some sweet action at Dick Blick (where I am now a “preferred customer” via my expired Columbia ID), today I really truly had to pick up a new brush at the Pratt store (where I also discovered aluminum clamp lights, “plum” twintip Sharpies and a Tria brushpen six pack on clearance… I swear, that place will be the ugly, premature death of my “independent wealth.”)

I continued my walk down Myrtle, then along Washington down to DeKalb. I was planning to get a late lunch at the excellent Pequena, but instead opted for a simple iced coffee at Tillie’s. I hadn’t yet been to Tillie’s, which I’d read about as “continuing the writerly tradition of Fort Greene” or something equally presumptuous and pretentious. Now here in the story it should be noted that I was wearing my massive sunglasses, the ones I wear when I care not to be fucked with, and the ones I usually do not wear when exploring new places, as they more or less make me blind. So I did not notice until I was halfway through the door that I had not, as I’d previously suspected, stepped over a very rotund dark gray dog on my way in. No, no - I had, in fact, stepped over a very rotund dark gray pot-bellied pig. On a leash. Just when I noticed, an older man walked by and remarked loudly, “Damn, that’s nasty.” I presume he was talking about the pig and not its petite blonde owner, who was quite a nice-looking woman.

So despite my surprise, this is apparently not entirely uncommon, though nothing compared to the “pot-bellied pig craze” of the late ’80s and early ’90s, when pigs were selling for $800 to $1,000. But I guess that was before my time.