You’ve gotta appreciate the service journalism from the New York Times. I mean, I don’t know about you, but I certainly don’t want a president who has neither lips nor skin pigment, and who is being referred to as “lonely” (and appears to be on the verge of man-tears..?).

If only there were a… Oh, well, would you look at that.

Nick: You’d protest capitalism — if you weren’t working.

Susie: I’d bite that hand that feeds me til it bled, if I weren’t so damn hungry.

You’d think that with all this common ground in fashion, they’d be able to agree on something else–but apparently not.

So! On to the important stuff. Like, who wore it better? I think Medvedev has the most powerful sleeve length, and Putin might need to take his jacket to the tailor–or go on the Master Cleanse!